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قطر تؤيد حكم المؤبد بحق مهندس اميركي متهم (بالتجسس)

الدوحة - ا ف ب - افادت صحيفة قطرية امس ان محكمة الاستئناف القطرية ايدت حكما بالسجن المؤبد بحق مهندس اميركي بتهمة التجسس لحساب دول مجاورة ''اسيوية تطل على الخليج''. وقالت صحيفة الراية القطرية ان ''محكمة الاستئناف ايدت حكما على الجاسوس الاميركي بالسجن المؤبد''.
وكانت المحكمة الجنائية قضت في شباط الماضي بالحكم على الاميركي وهو مهندس بترول، بالسجن المؤبد اي 25 عاما، وترحيله من البلاد بعد تنفيذ العقوبة. وادين المهندس ''بالسعي لبيع معلومات اقتصادية على درجة كبيرة من الاهمية لدولة آسيوية تطل علي الخليج العربي''، بحسب الصحيفة. وذكرت صحيفة غالف تايمز امس ان المحكوم يدعى جون ويسلي داونز ويبلغ من العمر 52 عاما.
وامتنعت السفارة الاميركية في الدوحة عن التعليق على الحكم.

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وفمها مرسوم كالعنقود

You guessed it, Ana Garfan.

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Vote for عروب صبح

I am glad she is Running for Parliament. But, I am mab3oos because she got married. And has kids!

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Roast of Qwiader Revised. والله انكم شعب زنخ

Before we start, I would like to congratulate Qwaider on getting married. We wish you all happiness and that you will stop writing posts about marriage.
Well, roasting Qwaider has a special meaning. After all, he is roasted almost everyday by readers of his blog.
But, to roast him for the sake of roasting is a little more difficult. First, I have to put up with Jordanian haters of every thing fun..Second, the guy has done great things to Jordanian bloggers. Qwiader planet, Qwaider jumps in to help an attacked blogger, and he is the first to congratulate, acknowledge, or offer condolences.
I really don't know how to begin describing العمدة قويدر or should I say الشيخ قويدر It seems like every other post has a religious flavor. his poetry? تلحس بعضك على هيك شعر His "I am always right" mentality? you can never win an arguement with Qwaider basha.

So, where do I start roasting someone with these credentials? I had to dig deep into the history of his blog and found a pattern. His posts follow this topic rotation:

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  cooking
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  marriage
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  Bash Apple
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  marriage
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  Technical post
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  marriage
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  on virtues and good manners
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  marriage
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  Movie review
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  news of the day
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  I miss Jordan crap
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  organize a poll, or some other useless crap
  

This rotation is good for a few days, then he starts over.
Qwaider, if you do not know him yet, is a schizophrenic. One day he talks about a shagfeh, the other he talks about a حديث نبوي He claims to be a workaholic, yet he posts 2-3 times a day, comments on every single post out there, and follows up on those same freaking comments. So, either his days are 36 hours long, he is a superhuman capable of typing in high speed with the help of an inspirational angle or there is more than one person writing under the same name.

If a fly goes by his nose, he writes a post about it also. But one that is full of emotions and deep meanings, yet with action. Specially if he posts a video in slow motion of swatting the fly. You could see the facial expressions on him and her as if there was a dialogue going on between them. She was betrayed by wa7ad msaddi.

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The Roast of Asoom

Today we're roasting the one and only kids hater, big spender, Saints lover Asoom. Asoom, the conservative Muslim, brags all over the Internet about the beauty of her toes. Not knowing that the big ones are L shaped and they will burn in hell if she keeps on posting feet porn on her blog. Her horny cat is probably pregnant (vomiting!!)

Although she has improved a little, Asoom writes books not blog posts. She began blogging only two months ago, and already has triple digit posts. Get a life girl. Get out. See the world. One freaky Qwaider is enough.

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Asoom is looking for a toy-boy these days. She wants him young and clueless.



By the way, I have a friend named Kareem that's a catch. Forget about KJ.

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In The Name Of Fun

There has been a lot of action going on in the Jordanian Blogosphere.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

I tried to dispel the notion that Jordanians can't handle a joke, but to no avail. It just happened that Moey was the first recognizable blogger on Qwiader's Planet. So, I get my post deleted.
I am going to continue with the Roasts. So be prepared. If you're next, go ahead ban me.

But for god's sake have fun doing it!

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The Roast of Moey

Moey is the immensely creative Starbucks lover, Mac worshiper Freak @ Moeys.net. But, it stops right there. This guy is a spoiled son of @$#!. He works two weeks every leap year and calls it productivity. Spending his time between Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, and Syria. how the hell does he get school work done is still a mystery. I think he studies in correspondence, حمام زاجل ?
He has been preaching graphic design and how well he does it, yet he only has one customer, Aziz Maraqa. Although Aziz's website is beautifully done, it resembles the websites of 1,453 other singers worldwide. so, where the hell is creativity now? He claims to have designed 10 other websites, but nowhere on his blog does he point them out.
Moey started blogging around his 21st birthday. As if blogging ushered him into adulthood.
The rebel inside of Moey is that of فطوطة. He would post something about the Queen Alia Airport incident, for example, a couple of people give him crap for it, then he would come back with a book-long post defending his position. Get guts man.
Guts what? Moey practically lives at Subway, where sandwiches are made for sissies.

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Coming Soon. The roast of "you"!!!!

Get the inside on your favorite bloggers. I will provide you with a detailed description of many of the Jordanian and Arab bloggers. To make it simple, I will go through the list of bloggers listed on Qwaider Planet. So, get ready to see the Roast of "put your name here"

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