How to be an أخو شلن ( yes its an not a! )

• If you arrive at a stop sign at the same time as another car on the left or right, move your car forward a few inches then stop. They will think you are yielding. Once they start moving, move another few inches....
• If you are a straight guy at coffee shop, lets say Starbucks, and a guy takes your order, wink at him as you are giving him your name. A girl to a girl will work. Or mix and match...
  
• At a movie theater, when they have the HTX surround sound preview with the cows Mooing, moo your lungs away. Nobody will know it is you.
  
• If you are walking in the street or a park and you see a person holding a Chihuahua on a leash, just say: ooh, thats a cute little cat!
• At the drive through of a Wendy's order a Big Mac. When they tell you its Wendy's not McDonald's, order a Big Wendy.
  
• Make a tiny hole into an egg and drain out the yolk and whites, then throw it at somebody. For more fun, skip the first part.
• At a restaurant, order the chicken breast and tell the waitress to hold the chicken. ohhhh!
• Submit an email address of a friend of yours to a gay personals website.
• You are in Jordan, and a taxi driver claims not to have change to give you back, leave the door open as you get out.
• In a plane, when a person next to you is not paying attention, press the flight attendant button. Do it several times throughout the flight.
• At a jamming dancing club, pinch girls'/guys' behinds and dance your way being the mystery "pincher."