My Dear Big Toe:
It's been a while since we talked and shared laughs. Its that damn keg in the way. I remember the first time I met you. I was a tiny baby trying to bite you. But, what did I know. I am writing this letter now to simply thank you. Thank you for all the support you have given me. I know that walking to school was tough. But, what I sincerely apologize for was those football matches, where I propelled you towards a senseless ball only to be the obedient compliant and help in passing and scoring. I would like to also thank you for your help in pressing the remote control buttons when I am too tired to get up and grab it myself. In addition, I would like to apologize on behalf of your skinny neighbors. They could be of no help sometimes, but their presence, standing next to you, is sure to scare away the biggest insect and bring dignity to all of you.
again, thank you very much and hope to see you soon.
your truly,
mab3oos.
3 ►I charge thee, speak!:
hahahahahaha ... nice one
how could your stalker resist such a HOT pic :D
I can only imagine an email describing 3abqareyet ur toe and how amazing this post is :D
Za3tar,
I think people take their big toes for granted
rasha,
I hope not. I didn't mean the picture to be hot, but if that what you think, I understand!
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