Maioush and Qwaider's Wedding........... The Agenda

Well, first of all, let me just express my disappointment for not receiving كرت عُرُس nor a مطبقية . Hold on Hold on, if you don't know what a مطبقية is, stop right here and get the hell out of my blog you bastard thinking you are too cool for Arabic and real Levant traditions. بالعربي، إقلب وجهك

Second of all, Qwaider was nice enough to provide me with the wedding day Agenda ahead of time and I thought I would share a concise version of it here and now:

-->mioush to start crying, then Qwaider starts crying but for a different reason

-->Qwaider will make sure he has his cell phone fully charged for live mobile blogging updates throughout the day. He has planned to take photos of the cake, with the المأذون , and a video of his got-no-moves dancing moves

-->Qwaider stops crying

-->Qwaider will make sure the فاردة goes through Microsoft's campus while whispering into mioush's ears: I work here. with eyebrows moving and a big smile.

-->Mioush is planned to slap Qwaider for stopping the limo to check tire pressures, the oil dip-stick, and for discussing the low gas mileage of that limo

-->Then she slaps him again for spacing out after passing by a Halo 3 billboard

-->arrival at the reception, where Mansaf is waiting and five geeks introducing themselves as best men. Apparently, Qwaider needs five

-->After Qwaider notices maioush "smelling" her bridal bouquet repeatedly, he finds out about the hidden flask


-->Cake cutting with the bill gates wobble head cake topper

-->While mioush is eating her cake, Qwaider excuses himself and goes to the bathroom to read some blogs and leave a few comments



خلص قرِفِت nahh, it is getting boring. congrats to the عرسان



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