People that Piss Me Off

It’s been a while since I let out and enjoyed some bashing. But, it just happens that people sometimes are stupid and have no use of their brains. Anyways, here you go:

1) People that insist on having their cell phones ON the table. Morons: the most sought after cell phone in the world, the 3G, is only $199. What is it with showing off your cell phone?

2) iPhoners. California was about the las place on earth to get the iPhone (in the first wave that is). So, those losers that camped out over night to be "the first" are out of their mind. Just a couple of weeks. Believe me, Apple and AT&T are more than happy to take your money.

3) People that are so obsessed with their cars, washing them every other day. Why don’t you losers just park them in the living room?

4) People with pets. You suck big time. It is even worse when they kiss their dogs/cats. One word: disgusting.

5) People with kids. You either contain them or you keep them at home. Or, why have kids to start with?

6) Small talkers. Get a life bastards!

7) Politically apathetic Americans. Ever watch Jaywalking on Jay Leno? 200k Berliners showed up for Obama. Bush doesn't get that many in his own country!

8) People that drive around looking for cheaper gas. As if their cars run on wind power in the meanwhile. Have you ever heard of GasBuddy.com?

9) Obama's rival. What’s his name? McCan't something? The guy is extremely boring to listen to. The problem is that there will be more than 40 freakin' million votes cast his way.

10) And finally, Jordanians. Wa hal ya5fa alqamar? Ass kissing is too entrenched into Jordanians’ lives. The latest: “allegiance Document” signing in Al Rammtha.


Happy Friday!