A Typical Blogger Post

So, I woke up this morning and Oooh......My...........God, I was so awake. like...I opened my eyes and I was awake. How cool was that? I get out of my bed and I step on this poor spider. I cried like crazy. I am soo afraid of spiders but I did it. I am soooo proud of myself. the poor spider, no too much. Anyways, I get out of the front door, and this mean, black cat was staring at me. Oh My God, like she was really staring. Giving some weird looks. So, I went back into the house and sat down to reflect on my emotions for a little while. A spider, then a cat, and I became very depressed. Why is this world so cruel? I decide to save the world and stay in doors. hehehehe. But, I mean, like it was very harsh. for the next three minutes I did nothing but try to write down my thoughts and I came up with nothing. How am I going to save the world with nothing? open a nothinging account? and send nothing to poor people?