...I don't know either. Somehow I never trusted Mechanics/Contractors/Handymen for they just tell you whatever they want and charge you as much as they think you can afford. Today, I had 752 reasons to not trust a mechanic anymore. Ever. All that for a damn water pump and a couple of belts. Why does it have to be this way?
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Schwarzenegger to Put State Employees in the Dog House!
Just announced.
Due to failure to have a budget on time, actually it is 45 days past due, the governator has just announced that thousands of states employees will be paid only federal minimum wage, which is $6.55 an hour, to avoid running out of cash.
I could care less if those six figures earners, barley working, government employees get paid or not. But, for a second, I hoped some prime minister in Jordan one day would have the balls to cut the pay of ministers and high level government employees until things get done.
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Due to failure to have a budget on time, actually it is 45 days past due, the governator has just announced that thousands of states employees will be paid only federal minimum wage, which is $6.55 an hour, to avoid running out of cash.
I could care less if those six figures earners, barley working, government employees get paid or not. But, for a second, I hoped some prime minister in Jordan one day would have the balls to cut the pay of ministers and high level government employees until things get done.
The Funniest news from Al-Rai (الرأي ) what were they thinking?
If you go to this page of Alrai newspaper, you will find two great articles that should have been one. The first talks about nurses refusing to help a woman deliver her child and the second talks about a group of five mercilessly beating a nurse at another hospital.
The funny part is that Jordan is the inaugural head of:
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The funny part is that Jordan is the inaugural head of:
الشبكة العربية لتعزيز النزاهة ومكافحة الفساد
A Drive to lighten up the Blogsphere (Joke Tag)
Yes, the blogger community has been a little gloomy and depressing lately. Therefore, being mab3oos the advocate of all happiness and life enjoyments, I have decided to venture into the tagging business for the first time ever.
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The rules:
- post your favorite joke
- Jokes have no particular parental rating i.e. it could be rated Y-->X
- Jokes can't be copied from some jokes' website
- For god's sake no little Johnny jokes
- Tag at least 3 others that you think are funny enough!
- If you don't answer the tag, you are banned from the tagger's blog
- Link to the person who tagged you
- copy and paste rules 1 through 8
My Joke:
What do you call having Sex with a prostitute against her will?
People that Piss Me Off
It’s been a while since I let out and enjoyed some bashing. But, it just happens that people sometimes are stupid and have no use of their brains. Anyways, here you go:
1) People that insist on having their cell phones ON the table. Morons: the most sought after cell phone in the world, the 3G, is only $199. What is it with showing off your cell phone?
2) iPhoners. California was about the las place on earth to get the iPhone (in the first wave that is). So, those losers that camped out over night to be "the first" are out of their mind. Just a couple of weeks. Believe me, Apple and AT&T are more than happy to take your money.
3) People that are so obsessed with their cars, washing them every other day. Why don’t you losers just park them in the living room?
4) People with pets. You suck big time. It is even worse when they kiss their dogs/cats. One word: disgusting.
5) People with kids. You either contain them or you keep them at home. Or, why have kids to start with?
6) Small talkers. Get a life bastards!
7) Politically apathetic Americans. Ever watch Jaywalking on Jay Leno? 200k Berliners showed up for Obama. Bush doesn't get that many in his own country!
8) People that drive around looking for cheaper gas. As if their cars run on wind power in the meanwhile. Have you ever heard of GasBuddy.com?
9) Obama's rival. What’s his name? McCan't something? The guy is extremely boring to listen to. The problem is that there will be more than 40 freakin' million votes cast his way.
10) And finally, Jordanians. Wa hal ya5fa alqamar? Ass kissing is too entrenched into Jordanians’ lives. The latest: “allegiance Document” signing in Al Rammtha.
Happy Friday!
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1) People that insist on having their cell phones ON the table. Morons: the most sought after cell phone in the world, the 3G, is only $199. What is it with showing off your cell phone?
2) iPhoners. California was about the las place on earth to get the iPhone (in the first wave that is). So, those losers that camped out over night to be "the first" are out of their mind. Just a couple of weeks. Believe me, Apple and AT&T are more than happy to take your money.
3) People that are so obsessed with their cars, washing them every other day. Why don’t you losers just park them in the living room?
4) People with pets. You suck big time. It is even worse when they kiss their dogs/cats. One word: disgusting.
5) People with kids. You either contain them or you keep them at home. Or, why have kids to start with?
6) Small talkers. Get a life bastards!
7) Politically apathetic Americans. Ever watch Jaywalking on Jay Leno? 200k Berliners showed up for Obama. Bush doesn't get that many in his own country!
8) People that drive around looking for cheaper gas. As if their cars run on wind power in the meanwhile. Have you ever heard of GasBuddy.com?
9) Obama's rival. What’s his name? McCan't something? The guy is extremely boring to listen to. The problem is that there will be more than 40 freakin' million votes cast his way.
10) And finally, Jordanians. Wa hal ya5fa alqamar? Ass kissing is too entrenched into Jordanians’ lives. The latest: “allegiance Document” signing in Al Rammtha.
Happy Friday!
A Typical Blogger Post
So, I woke up this morning and Oooh......My...........God, I was so awake. like...I opened my eyes and I was awake. How cool was that? I get out of my bed and I step on this poor spider. I cried like crazy. I am soo afraid of spiders but I did it. I am soooo proud of myself. the poor spider, no too much. Anyways, I get out of the front door, and this mean, black cat was staring at me. Oh My God, like she was really staring. Giving some weird looks. So, I went back into the house and sat down to reflect on my emotions for a little while. A spider, then a cat, and I became very depressed. Why is this world so cruel? I decide to save the world and stay in doors. hehehehe. But, I mean, like it was very harsh. for the next three minutes I did nothing but try to write down my thoughts and I came up with nothing. How am I going to save the world with nothing? open a nothinging account? and send nothing to poor people?
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A Letter to my Big Toe:
My Dear Big Toe:
It's been a while since we talked and shared laughs. Its that damn keg in the way. I remember the first time I met you. I was a tiny baby trying to bite you. But, what did I know. I am writing this letter now to simply thank you. Thank you for all the support you have given me. I know that walking to school was tough. But, what I sincerely apologize for was those football matches, where I propelled you towards a senseless ball only to be the obedient compliant and help in passing and scoring. I would like to also thank you for your help in pressing the remote control buttons when I am too tired to get up and grab it myself. In addition, I would like to apologize on behalf of your skinny neighbors. They could be of no help sometimes, but their presence, standing next to you, is sure to scare away the biggest insect and bring dignity to all of you.
again, thank you very much and hope to see you soon.
your truly,
mab3oos.
Chinese Advice that Jordanians Badly Need
"Posters are appearing around Beijing guiding locals about how to interact with the foreigners coming for the Summer Games.
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I thank Jordanians would suffer if they were deprived of the ability to ask these questions!
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Don’t ask about income or expenses
don’t ask about age
don’t ask about love life or marriage
don’t ask about health
don’t ask about someone’s home or address
don’t ask about personal experience,
don’t ask about religious beliefs or political views
don’t ask what someone does."
(source)
I thank Jordanians would suffer if they were deprived of the ability to ask these questions!
mab3oos has a stalker...
Yes. And I chose to have it in the form of a post rather than just talk to the girl and tell her to get a life with nice, sensible words. But, you all know mba3oos and his crude, to the point way of expressing himself. So, that was not an option. Here are the emails I received from her, and, for the record, Tenkerbella and Asoom denied having any knowledge of her. They have received emails from her expressing her fondness of mab3oos! and, she mentions Hareega and Hani!
Email #1
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Email #1
Dear mab300s,Email #2
I liked what you wrote in your blog today by the name of "Is it better to live poor?"You make some valid points ,your way with words and style of writing is awesome and I totally agree with you.I sure do feel sorry for the rich people.
The only problem is,when you have hardly anything,one still has to save all those papers and documents for tax purposes.Where do I store all that paper work?Then wade through the whole thing come tax time.Any suggestions?
I'm Bella's and Asoom's friend ,by the way,and check out your blog from time to time.I wanna call you Dianamo.I used to watch "What's happening"?You know and get it from JJ.It's an awesome family show and those kind of show need to come back on TV,although I have none of course.I agree with senator Hillary Clinton on thing and that is when she says:"It takes a village to raise a child".
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Sincerely yours,
Crystal.
I love your blog today!Love it! Love it!email #3
You my man.
I used to go to visit my ex in-laws with my family in a town in Ohio and always looked forward to read the local paper(being your typical Icelander, I, of course, was a news junkie as well as a coffee addict),I liked reading about the goings on in said town. Telling the story of who got charged with solicitation for prostitution,was one of my favorite articles to read,I'd read their names,then wonder if I or someone I knew were acquainted with any of them.I missed it when they quit reporting the names of the guys.
But,now I see where Greer,SC does it right here on the Internet.I wonder about that Welford guy a Anthony Lyles that lives at 115 Dunbar Street.What was he doing in Greer is my question.
I'll be checking up on those places in Amman, you mentioned and praying about them.Thanks for the informations,Dynamo.You can call me kitty cat.
You have reached the top of the heap and become my fav blogger,I have to tell that to Bella and Asoom,I'm always on the up and up,you know,I've got to have a clear continence.
My Yahoo ID is as follows:
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Bless,
Crystal.
Hi! There Dynamo!email #4
What's up with all the triples?
Thanks for the good times today.
As you spoke of a roll in the hay.
I'm sure you had no need for Novocain.
At El Weibden there was 4u no pain.
And since you are egging on Hareega and Hani Obaid to go to one of those places in Amman,how about a map and directions for them,we want to make sure they go to the right places,and want just wonder around Amman wily nilly.By the way Would you recommends El Weibden? I do think Harega and Hani should not go there,though, so you guys can compare one place to another.
I am waiting in suspense to hear the reports when you three band of brothers fork it over.
I read this one report on the Internet,I think it was on a blog, about a man going to a place similar to this and they only gave hand jobs,it might have been a rude awakening for him,or that's what I think personally.What do hands have to do with buying sex? Of course he was there as a 007 kind of ,and paid without receiving the service.
I think you are awesome! I was just gonna ask of you what you asked of Hani and Hareega,how similar,we think.
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Bless,
Crystal.
Do Not eat fresh Jalapeño peppers.Aside from the above emails, I have recieved a few videos from youtube sent by her.
Jalapeño Pepper Tests Positive for Salmonella
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=5419513&page=1
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Blessings,
Crystal.
Hookers in Amman? Here is your guide...
If nature is calling, well not the other type of callings, then I am making available a list of those places that will definitely take care of your burning desires....
Good luck!
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- جبل اللويبده Jebel Elweibdeh, to the right of the Pakistani embassy. Once in, ask for فَلَقة "the secret code"
- جبل عمّان Jebel Amman, third circle. In front of the Jordan National Bank. for a discount, mention that you were sent by mab3oُos
- شميساني Shmaysani, next to نادي الفيحاء . Simply wink at the guy at the door. He will take care of the rest
- الاشرفية El Ashrafiyeh, Next to Kabariti Transportation Group. Specially at this location, just show up wearing shorts and they will let you in usually free of charge
- أبو نصير Abu Nsair right behind بقّالة الهدى . just ask for the "special"
Good luck!
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Is it Better to Live Poor?
Do you ever feel that work never ends? Do you ever wish for an eighth day in the week so you can enjoy more quality time? Do you ever have that burning sensation to just walk out the office and have a picnic somewhere, catch a movie, or just take a well deserved nap?
Well, if you do, stop the money making machine you have come to be, and do what you want!With money comes worries. more things to protect, more temptations to acquire, and more of being a target of sleazy salespeople. Money can get in the middle of relationships with friends and family, can be a distraction to some good things life has to offer, and could be the reason for alienation. However, I am not saying that you should live in a cave, use goat skin to write, and go hunting every day. I am saying that the pursuit of money, most of the time, can get in the way of enjoying the short lives we live. getting rich is a valid goal. But, if it hinders your ability to be an approachable, caring person, then you have gone too far to build wealth for some undeserving offsprings, who will have it too easy and would most likely repeat the cycle.
Therefore, my dear readers. take off the next couple of days. complimentary of mab3oos.
*offer valid to those working Mon-Fri. and already have Sat and Sun off. Valid only in the USA and its territories (including Iraq and Jordan). Void where prohibited. Brought to you by the "mab3oos foundation for global understanding and conflict resolution" at the Mab3oos State University
Rockstar Games to Release Grand Theft Auto- -سقف السيل
In a new and daring development, Rockstar Games, the publishers behind blockbuster video games, such as Grand Theft Auto, Midnight Club, and Max Payne, have announced the upcoming release of their newest addition to the franchise:
The game's plot follows the struggles of a professional بسطة merchant against the villains at الامانة . the production was in cooperation with ابو يوسف كعك بعجوة، شمط و نابوليون who are all real personalities of Amman's once bustling downtown area.
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Grand Theft Auto-سقف السيل
The game's plot follows the struggles of a professional بسطة merchant against the villains at الامانة . the production was in cooperation with ابو يوسف كعك بعجوة، شمط و نابوليون who are all real personalities of Amman's once bustling downtown area.
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Middle East's Sin City. Not Dubai
I read an article in Jo magazine a while ago of a Taxi driver and his experiences picking up prostitutes around Amman. Another Article strengthened the notion that Amman is becoming the Sin destination to wealthy Gulfers. Despite many inconveniences, Gulfers still raid Amman in the summer and throughout the year to satisfy their sexual urges. They might be "seekers of Knowledge," but also seekers of...
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Maioush and Qwaider's Wedding........... The Agenda
Well, first of all, let me just express my disappointment for not receiving كرت عُرُس nor a مطبقية . Hold on Hold on, if you don't know what a مطبقية is, stop right here and get the hell out of my blog you bastard thinking you are too cool for Arabic and real Levant traditions. بالعربي، إقلب وجهك
Second of all, Qwaider was nice enough to provide me with the wedding day Agenda ahead of time and I thought I would share a concise version of it here and now:
-->mioush to start crying, then Qwaider starts crying but for a different reason
-->Qwaider will make sure he has his cell phone fully charged for live mobile blogging updates throughout the day. He has planned to take photos of the cake, with the المأذون , and a video of his got-no-moves dancing moves
-->Qwaider stops crying
-->Qwaider will make sure the فاردة goes through Microsoft's campus while whispering into mioush's ears: I work here. with eyebrows moving and a big smile.
-->Mioush is planned to slap Qwaider for stopping the limo to check tire pressures, the oil dip-stick, and for discussing the low gas mileage of that limo
-->Then she slaps him again for spacing out after passing by a Halo 3 billboard
-->arrival at the reception, where Mansaf is waiting and five geeks introducing themselves as best men. Apparently, Qwaider needs five
-->After Qwaider notices maioush "smelling" her bridal bouquet repeatedly, he finds out about the hidden flask
-->Cake cutting with the bill gates wobble head cake topper
-->While mioush is eating her cake, Qwaider excuses himself and goes to the bathroom to read some blogs and leave a few comments
خلص قرِفِت nahh, it is getting boring. congrats to the عرسان
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Second of all, Qwaider was nice enough to provide me with the wedding day Agenda ahead of time and I thought I would share a concise version of it here and now:
-->mioush to start crying, then Qwaider starts crying but for a different reason
-->Qwaider will make sure he has his cell phone fully charged for live mobile blogging updates throughout the day. He has planned to take photos of the cake, with the المأذون , and a video of his got-no-moves dancing moves
-->Qwaider stops crying
-->Qwaider will make sure the فاردة goes through Microsoft's campus while whispering into mioush's ears: I work here. with eyebrows moving and a big smile.
-->Mioush is planned to slap Qwaider for stopping the limo to check tire pressures, the oil dip-stick, and for discussing the low gas mileage of that limo
-->Then she slaps him again for spacing out after passing by a Halo 3 billboard
-->arrival at the reception, where Mansaf is waiting and five geeks introducing themselves as best men. Apparently, Qwaider needs five
-->After Qwaider notices maioush "smelling" her bridal bouquet repeatedly, he finds out about the hidden flask
-->Cake cutting with the bill gates wobble head cake topper
-->While mioush is eating her cake, Qwaider excuses himself and goes to the bathroom to read some blogs and leave a few comments
خلص قرِفِت nahh, it is getting boring. congrats to the عرسان
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If you Implement This Idea, I am Going to Kick Your Ass......
For a while now, I've been thinking of launching a website that deals with anger. Some bloggers already do that on their own blog by killing us with boredom reading about how they got angry because someone was tapping their feet in the elevator or they read a piece of news that didn't suit them. Well I do a lot of anger management through writing in this blog, but you all know that its mab3oos and you know what to expect. However, for others, I have thought of creating"
angerdump.com
the place for angry thoughts!
well, you would just go to the website and just write a post. it could be completely anonymous and no body would know anything about you unless you choose to. I thought it would be a healthy way to release some of your anger and get to have a more positive look on life.p.s. I realize that there is angerdumpster.com. But, it isn't functioning.
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angerdump.comthe place for angry thoughts!
well, you would just go to the website and just write a post. it could be completely anonymous and no body would know anything about you unless you choose to. I thought it would be a healthy way to release some of your anger and get to have a more positive look on life.
Arabs and email. What the hell is wrong with them!
first of all, every single Arab probably has 17 different email IDs with different providers. They just have a knack for forgetting passwords, and after 15 emails sent to them, they will tell you wallahe ma wasilni. Anyways, I have accumulated a few observations of the Arab-Email Experience:
1) Arabs never use the Subject line. What the hell is all that about. keep it mysterious? the element of surprise is not going to deter me from deleting your email habibi!!!
2) replying to emails: how hard is it to simply click on the reply button!?! do you want me to call you or send you a pigeon?
3) forwarding emails. I mean come on losers. not all emails you receive are interesting and funny. some (look up 99%) are actually stupid. I would like to thank allah 10 times every morning without you telling me to do so.
4) the Email ID's. what's up with --> _ <-- between your names?
5) the excessive use of emoticons and rich text is too ugly
6) transliterating is sooo 2007. use yamli or something else you bricks...
and so many others. I am just too pissed right now.
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1) Arabs never use the Subject line. What the hell is all that about. keep it mysterious? the element of surprise is not going to deter me from deleting your email habibi!!!
2) replying to emails: how hard is it to simply click on the reply button!?! do you want me to call you or send you a pigeon?
3) forwarding emails. I mean come on losers. not all emails you receive are interesting and funny. some (look up 99%) are actually stupid. I would like to thank allah 10 times every morning without you telling me to do so.
4) the Email ID's. what's up with --> _ <-- between your names?
5) the excessive use of emoticons and rich text is too ugly
6) transliterating is sooo 2007. use yamli or something else you bricks...
and so many others. I am just too pissed right now.
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His Majesty Reads blogs, o really, So?
People, I really don't know what the fuss is all about. in his comments (at Nas and dustour) the king did not say anything of value. he basically thanked people for getting involved in the dialogue and for not attacking each other personally. He never said that this dialogue will ever become a basis for real and considerable change to the way the country is run. her majesty was out with her friends and his majesty was bored at home. So he said lets get people busy for a couple of weeks. All of a sudden, the king is closer to his people, he listens to their complaints, and he is aware of the government's shortcomings...
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all that with a three sentences long comment. what would you fools say if he wrote a book?
if it took his majesty to read blogs to know what really is the status of the people of Jordan, then we are doomed..
and don't get me started on the Petra Interview. It should have been video taped for me to be convinced he is concerned. I just don't buy the Jordanian media polishing machine...
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if it took his majesty to read blogs to know what really is the status of the people of Jordan, then we are doomed..
and don't get me started on the Petra Interview. It should have been video taped for me to be convinced he is concerned. I just don't buy the Jordanian media polishing machine...
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Lost in translation? From Spanish to English to Arabic, the journey of Atrevete......
you all know that you are not supposed to translate songs, you will regret it. Just follow the following song and the translated lyrics to know what I am talking about...
| Atrévete, te, te, te | Dare yourself | إتحدي نفسك |
| Salte del closet, | get out of the closet, | إطلعي من الخزانة |
| destápate, quítate el esmalte | Open up, take off your makeup | إنفتحي قيمي المكياج |
| Deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte | Stop hiding yourself no one’s gonna take a picture | بطّلي تخباية، ما حدا ماخذ صور |
| Levántate, ponte hyper | get up, get hyper | قومي، إتنشطي |
| Préndete, sácale chispas al estárter | turn on, start sparking | شغلّي حالك، إقدحي زيّ الشرار |
| Préndete en fuego como un lighter | turn yourself on like a lighter | ولّعي زيّ القدّاحة |
| Sacúdete el sudor como si fueras un wiper | shake the sweat like a windshield wiper | إنفضي العرق زيّ مسّاحة القزاز |
| Que tu eres callejera, "Street Fighter" | You’re a street girl, a street fighter | يا بنت الشوارع، يا جدعة |
| Cambia esa cara de seria | Change the face of seriousness | إفردي وجهك |
| Esa cara de intelectual, de enciclopedia | That face of intellectual, Encyclopedia | وجه المعرفة و الموسوعة |
| Que te voy a inyectar con la bacteria | That I'm going to inject you with bacteria | بدّي أحقنك ببكتيريا |
| Pa' que des vuelta como machina de feria | so you will spin like a carnival ride | علشان تلفّي زي العاب الملاهي |
| Señorita intelectual, ya se que tienes | Miss intellectual, I already know you have | آنسة ذكية، أنا عارف إنتي عندك |
| El área abdominal que va a explotar | The abdominal area as if it is going to explode | منطقة المعدة بدها تنفجر |
| Como fiesta patronal, que va a explotar | like a saints' party, which will explode | زيّ حفل قسوس، رح تنفجر |
| Como palestino... | like a Palestinian ... | زيّ واحد فلسطيني |
| Yo se que a ti te gusta el pop-rock latino | I know you like pop-rock Latino | أنا بعرف إنتي بتحبّي الروك لاتينو |
| Pero es que el reggaeton se te mete por los intestinos | But reggaeton gets into your intestines | بس الريجيتون بفوت بأحشائك |
| Por debajo de la falda como un submarino | underneath your skirt like a submarine | تحت تنورتك زيّ الغوّاصة |
| Y te saca lo de indio taino | And gets the taino indian out of you | و بيطلّع الهندّي فيكي |
| Ya tu sabes, en tapa-rabo, mama | Now you know, in ass-covering?, mama | هسّا بتعرفي، ورقة الشجر تبع حوا؟ يا بنت |
| En el nombre de Agüeybana | In the name of Agüeybana | بإسم الجويابانا |
| No hay mas na', que yo te vo'a mentir | There ain’t nothing else, what am I gonna lie about | مافي شغلة ثانية؟ ليش أكذب |
| Yo se que yo también quiero consumir de tu perejil | I know that I too want to eat your parsley | أنا بعرف إنتي بدّك تاكلي البقدونس |
| Y tú viniste amazónica como Brasil | You came amazonian like Brazil | إجيتي أمازونية من البرازيل |
| Tú viniste a matarla como "Kill Bill" | You came to kill her as "Kill Bill" | أجيتي تقتليها زيّ (كل بل) |
| Tú viniste a beber cerveza de barril | You came to drink beer from a barrel | أجيتي تشربي بيرة من البرميل |
| Tú sabes que tú conmigo tienes refill | You know you have refills with me | بتعرفي إنك عندي إلك تعباية |
| Atrévete, te, te, te | Dare yourself | إتحدي نفسك |
| Salte del closet, | get out of the closet, | إطلعي من الخزانة |
| destápate, quítate el esmalte | Open up, take off your makeup | إنفتحي قيمي المكياج |
| Deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte | Stop hiding yourself no one’s gonna take a picture | بطّلي تخباية، ما حدا ماخذ صور |
| Levántate, ponte hyper | get up, get hyper | قومي، إتنشطي |
| Préndete, sácale chispas al estárter | turn on, start sparking | شغلّي حالك، إقدحي زيّ الشرار |
| Préndete en fuego como un lighter | turn yourself on like a lighter | ولّعي زيّ القدّاحة |
| Sacúdete el sudor como si fueras un wiper | shake the sweat like a windshield wiper | إنفضي العرق زيّ مسّاحة القزاز |
| Que tu eres callejera, "Street Fighter" | You’re a street girl, a street fighter | يا بنت الشوارع، يا جدعة |
| Hello, deja el show | Hello, stop the drama | هلا، وقفي التمثيل |
| Súbete la mini-falda | Lift up your mini skirt | إرفعي تنورتك القصيرة |
| Hasta la espalda | up 'til your back | إرفعيها حتى ظهرك |
| Súbetela, deja el show, más alta | Lift it, stop frontin, higher | إرفعيها، لا تسئلي، اعلى |
| Que ahora vamo'a bailar por to'a la jarda | Cause now we’re gonna dance all around | لاننو هسا رح نرقص |
| Mira, nena, ¿quieres un sipi? | look girl, you want a penis? | إسمعي يا بنت، بدك قضيب؟ |
| No importa si eres rapera o eres hippie | No matter if were a rapper or hippie | مش مشكلة إذا كنتي مغنية راب أو هبّي |
| Si eres de Bayamón o de Guaynabo City | If you're from Bayamón or Guaynabo City | إنك تكوني من بايمون أو مدينة غويانابو |
| Conmigo no te pongas picky | Don’t get picky with me | إرسيلك على برّ |
| Esto es hasta abajo, cogele el tricky | This is as low as we can go, learn the trick | هذا أوطى مستوى رح اوصل، إتعلمي الخدعة |
| Esto es fácil, estoy es un mamey | This is easy, this is a mamey | هذي سهلة، هذي ممي (فواكه) |
| ¿Que importa si te gusta Green Day? | who cares if you like Green Day? | مين مهتم إذا إنتي بتحبي غرين داي (فرقة) |
| ¿Que importa si te gusta Coldplay? | who cares if you like Coldplay? | مين مهتم إذا إنتي بتحبي كولد بلاي |
| Esto es directo, sin parar, one-way | This is direct, nonstop, one-way | هذا مباشر، من غير توقف، طريق واحد |
| Yo te lo juro de que por ley | I swear that by law | بأحلف إننو قانونيا |
| Aquí to'a las boricuas saben karate | Here all puerto rican girls know karate | هون كل بنات بورتُريكو بيعرفوا كاراتيه |
| Ellas cocinan con salsa de tomate | They cooked with tomato sauce | بيطبخوا بشراب البندورة |
| Mojan el arroz con un poco de aguacate | add to rice a little avocado | و بيحطوا مع الرز شوية افوكادو |
| Pa' cosechar nalgas de 14 quilates | To gain 14 pound around the asses | حتي يزيدوا ١٤ كيلو حوالين الطياز |
| Atrévete, te, te, te | Dare yourself | إتحدي نفسك |
| Salte del closet, | get out of the closet, | إطلعي من الخزانة |
| destapate, quítate el esmalte | Open up, take off your makeup | إنفتحي قيمي المكياج |
| Deja de taparte que nadie va a retratarte | Stop hiding yourself no one’s gonna take a picture | بطّلي تخباية، ما حدا ماخذ صور |
| Levántate, ponte hyper | get up, get hyper | قومي، إتنشطي |
| Préndete, sácale chispas al estárter | turn on, start sparking | شغلّي حالك، إقدحي زيّ الشرار |
| Préndete en fuego como un lighter | turn yourself on like a lighter | ولّعي زيّ القدّاحة |
| Sacúdete el sudor como si fueras un wiper | shake the sweat like a windshield wiper | إنفضي العرق زيّ مسّاحة القزاز |
| Que tu eres callejera, "Street Fighter" | You’re a street girl, a street fighter | يا بنت الشوارع، يا جدعة |
Help buying a netbook
I am looking into getting a netbook; a laptop that is light, small, and does basic functions, such as internet browsing. I have noticed many such simple netbooks out there and have narrowed the list with hope that you would help in picking one: these are very light and very small. a little more than 2 pounds with a 9"-11" screen sizes some with integrated webcam and mic...
Asus eee pc 9xx and 1000...
MSI wind
HP Mini-Note
dell E
Acer AspireOne
Everex CloudBook
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Asus eee pc 9xx and 1000...
MSI wind
HP Mini-Note
dell E
Acer AspireOne
Everex CloudBook
مقلوبة بالصور
المقادير
١ كيلو أرز حبة طويلة
٢ دجاجة مقطّعة و مسلوقة
١ ملعقة صغيرة جوزة الطيب
١ ملعقة كبيرة ملح
١ ملعقة صغيرة فلفل أسود
٤ صور كبار
طريقة التحضير
قطّع الصور لأحجام متساوية ثم إقليهم بالزيت حتّى ظهور لون ذهبي و من ثم ضع جميع المقادير في قدر واحد مع إضافة ماء كافي لغمرهم علي نار هادئة حتّى نضوج الأرز
بعد ذلك، ضع صينية دائرية كبيرة فوق القدر و إقلب القدر لتحصل على قالب من الارز و الدجاج و الصور
و صحتين و عافية
مع تحيات مطبخ فرحان قصدي مبعوص
ترقبّوا الوصفة القادمة:طريقة عمل منسف بالفيديو
تنويه: الصورة أعلاه للتبيين فقط، إقتضى التنويه
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١ كيلو أرز حبة طويلة
٢ دجاجة مقطّعة و مسلوقة
١ ملعقة صغيرة جوزة الطيب
١ ملعقة كبيرة ملح
١ ملعقة صغيرة فلفل أسود
٤ صور كبار
طريقة التحضير
قطّع الصور لأحجام متساوية ثم إقليهم بالزيت حتّى ظهور لون ذهبي و من ثم ضع جميع المقادير في قدر واحد مع إضافة ماء كافي لغمرهم علي نار هادئة حتّى نضوج الأرز
بعد ذلك، ضع صينية دائرية كبيرة فوق القدر و إقلب القدر لتحصل على قالب من الارز و الدجاج و الصور
و صحتين و عافية
مع تحيات مطبخ فرحان قصدي مبعوص
ترقبّوا الوصفة القادمة:طريقة عمل منسف بالفيديو
تنويه: الصورة أعلاه للتبيين فقط، إقتضى التنويه
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Science Explains Why Most Jordanians are born in the months of February, March, April, and June??
It's true. The majority of Jordanians are born in those four months. This third of the year, if taken back nine months, shows that most conceivings happened in the months of May through August. These months in Jordan are characterized by hot, dry climate, which makes of Watermelon as the thirst quencher of choice for all Jordanians. The science begins now...
There you have it. And you wondered about the joy بطّيخ created in Jordanians homes.
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A new study, done by Texas A&M's Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center, shows that Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra. (Source)
There you have it. And you wondered about the joy بطّيخ created in Jordanians homes.
مصطلحات اردنية طقع من الآخر يعني
كريزة /سفري/
زردّ/ زغرت/ أخو شلن/ هبرجت/ ميمعة/بعصة كيف/كازوز/إجبد/تلحس بعظك/وجع يخلع نيعك/حوش/سخلة/فاردة/مخشاقة/هيطلية/زُقُم/ملطشة/مخوزق/أبو صنة/بس بلاش//بنت جمل /فرِّش/عجقة/ملطخة/سطل/ جلول /خنانة/ريالة/أجرب/أخضر يا خيار/ عالسكين يا بطيخ/ثلاجات غسالات للبيييييييع/كعك كعك كعييييييييك/سحبة بلالين
زردّ/ زغرت/ أخو شلن/ هبرجت/ ميمعة/بعصة كيف/كازوز/إجبد/تلحس بعظك/وجع يخلع نيعك/حوش/سخلة/فاردة/مخشاقة/هيطلية/زُقُم/ملطشة/مخوزق/أبو صنة/بس بلاش//بنت جمل /فرِّش/عجقة/ملطخة/سطل/ جلول /خنانة/ريالة/أجرب/أخضر يا خيار/ عالسكين يا بطيخ/ثلاجات غسالات للبيييييييع/كعك كعك كعييييييييك/سحبة بلالين
You must know the meanings of at least 90% of these in order to be classified as Jordanian!
let's see how much of a Jordanian you are.
How Law Abiding Are You?
In every country, there are different rules and regulations governing the lives of people. They might be stiffer or looser depending on where you live and that country's traditions and culture of actually following the law. In a country like the USA, the law gets more respect than the majority of other countries. People just live by it and accept it. It makes life easier and you would have an idea of what to do in situations needing law enforcement intervention. However, when we have an Arab just like me! living in this country, you are bound to see the law broken every once in while, I mean every day!
Today, in a period of 10 minutes, I broke the law many times:
I woke up and headed out to my car to get some coffee at Peet's. half way through, I notice a police car. I am one of those that really dislike the police. So, I started to think of things I am doing to see if they have a reason to say something or stop me. I was not wearing the seat belt, I was talking on the phone (now it is illegal without an ear piece) and I made a left turn, while some pedestrians were still crossing the street. Even more, I was going 30 MPH in 25 zone and I parked without feeding the meter.
I know I am self incriminating here, but I would like to know how well, or bad, you follow the rule of law where you live. I don't want to hear about your drug smuggling, prostitute hiring, child molesting, tax evading, or money laundering types of offenses. just the little old stealing office supplies from your work place is good enough!
Ok, OK, on a second thought, include all your offenses. I guess it is more fun that way!
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Today, in a period of 10 minutes, I broke the law many times:
I woke up and headed out to my car to get some coffee at Peet's. half way through, I notice a police car. I am one of those that really dislike the police. So, I started to think of things I am doing to see if they have a reason to say something or stop me. I was not wearing the seat belt, I was talking on the phone (now it is illegal without an ear piece) and I made a left turn, while some pedestrians were still crossing the street. Even more, I was going 30 MPH in 25 zone and I parked without feeding the meter.
I know I am self incriminating here, but I would like to know how well, or bad, you follow the rule of law where you live. I don't want to hear about your drug smuggling, prostitute hiring, child molesting, tax evading, or money laundering types of offenses. just the little old stealing office supplies from your work place is good enough!
Ok, OK, on a second thought, include all your offenses. I guess it is more fun that way!
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