Fmylife.com - FML #9321

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

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eNAS said...

Really ... who is Edward :D ^o)
I heard the girls talking about the movie around here ... by chance i just saw its ads on one of yahoo pages , and he looks like freezing dead man with white face !
and this girl , must discover her own , not looking for others Edwards :P

secratea said...

well, i can see that happening if his girlfriend is a teenage and/or if she's a narcissist who doesn't mind being stalked by cute vampires! LOL

honestly though, elli zayha need a reality check and should be told bluntly that vampires don't exist!

MissNoName said...

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Maboos' girlfriend said...

LOL!!! watch out amor, I can dump you because you are not enough like "my" Edward.... LOL!!!

za3tar said...

haha ... dude i wasted 2 hours on the site after reading your post :-)

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