Are you one of these? If so, you suck!

1. Wearing Sunglasses inside or at night. It was cool a long time ago. If you had just gotten around to buying one, please refrain. Think of something else. How about buying a Pruis. It's still fashionable.


2. Exposing your fat mid section. Unless you're in a costume that requires you to, please cover up. sloppiness ain't sexy.

3. Wearing saggy pants. What's the point loser? Showing us that you own underwear. Or that you can't afford a waist belt?
4. Unbuttoning your shirt cuffs. Unless you're about to roll up your sleeves, it isn't cool to keep your cuffs unbuttoned.

5. Popped collars. Unless you have just had sex, or guarding against searing sun rays, popping your polo's collar is what douchebags do.


6. taking pictures of yourself. You either use the timer or ask someone. They won't bite.

7. Leaving your Bluetooth in ear all day long. Listen moron, BT sets are free with phones or cost very little. Leaving it in as a sign of importance isn't IN anymore.


8. Over Modified Cars. They don't go faster, look cooler, or raise the value of the car, especially when the spoiler is made of 2X4's and the rims have chrome painted covers on them.