If Jordan were to be the United States of Jordania (2)

  • Kids would kill each other trading football cards of خالد عوض و إبراهيم سعدية
  • The National Spelling نحلة's winning word would be using أخطبوط in a plural form
  • The Jordanian flag would have 12 stars
  • You would have to pay a fee to enter سوق الجورة
  • Bata would have a fall/winter collection and ضراغمة would have a fashion show
  • People would actually set a date to come visit
  • قهوة ابو عيسى would be on every corner
  • Kids would have a Vimto stand to raise money
  • صخر computers would be sold on Alwaseet as a collectible item
  • مدرسة السلط الثانوية would have a خاروف as their mascot
  • The karaki Derby would be an annual event to show off the latest شماغ styles
  • People would finally start showing up for Basketball games just for the cheerleaders
  • and finally, King Abdullah would pardon a sheep every Eid-ul-Adha.

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maroo said...

hahaha " this dara3'meh thing " is damn funny :)

khalid said...

wow man u should make a book and publish it

NasEr said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhh my favorite post :D
if only i've been to the states though :D

lets see...

- "Marzoog w Som3a" action figures would worth a fortune these days .

- Soccer moms would take their children to play the 7ara-next-7ara and their dad's would come to cheer for them.

- We'll have an annual Dawaween parades dressed in fancy costumes and drag kings !!

Jano said...

LOL @ #9 :D i miss it!

mab3oos said...

maroo, ضراغمة is the Gap of Jordan!

Khalid, I should. But, Jordanians don't read Unless its about الجن و السحر

NasEr, I knew you liked them. I got many hits from your post on mahjoob. Thanks my friend.
That soccer parents one is helairous. Just imagine the fathers getting in a fight after the game as opposed to the kids.

jano, where did you get the #9 from? I purposely did not use numbers so people like you won't say oooh #876 haha and leave :) But, I remember صخر. Was it a desktop or a laptop. You never knew. It was half and half.

Jano said...

LOOL actually because your blog was acting funny i could not paste hehe

there you go :D
صخر computers would be sold on Alwaseet as a collectible item....
it was nice that you could play floppy disks into it. and other nice stuff. but as you said, you cant tell what it really is.

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