- Kids would kill each other trading football cards of خالد عوض و إبراهيم سعدية
- The National Spelling نحلة's winning word would be using أخطبوط in a plural form
- The Jordanian flag would have 12 stars
- You would have to pay a fee to enter سوق الجورة
- Bata would have a fall/winter collection and ضراغمة would have a fashion show
- People would actually set a date to come visit
- قهوة ابو عيسى would be on every corner
- Kids would have a Vimto stand to raise money
- صخر computers would be sold on Alwaseet as a collectible item
- مدرسة السلط الثانوية would have a خاروف as their mascot
- The karaki Derby would be an annual event to show off the latest شماغ styles
- People would finally start showing up for Basketball games just for the cheerleaders
- and finally, King Abdullah would pardon a sheep every Eid-ul-Adha.
If Jordan were to be the United States of Jordania (2)
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hahaha " this dara3'meh thing " is damn funny :)
wow man u should make a book and publish it
ohhhhhhhhhhhh my favorite post :D
if only i've been to the states though :D
lets see...
- "Marzoog w Som3a" action figures would worth a fortune these days .
- Soccer moms would take their children to play the 7ara-next-7ara and their dad's would come to cheer for them.
- We'll have an annual Dawaween parades dressed in fancy costumes and drag kings !!
LOL @ #9 :D i miss it!
maroo, ضراغمة is the Gap of Jordan!
Khalid, I should. But, Jordanians don't read Unless its about الجن و السحر
NasEr, I knew you liked them. I got many hits from your post on mahjoob. Thanks my friend.
That soccer parents one is helairous. Just imagine the fathers getting in a fight after the game as opposed to the kids.
jano, where did you get the #9 from? I purposely did not use numbers so people like you won't say oooh #876 haha and leave :) But, I remember صخر. Was it a desktop or a laptop. You never knew. It was half and half.
LOOL actually because your blog was acting funny i could not paste hehe
there you go :D
صخر computers would be sold on Alwaseet as a collectible item....
it was nice that you could play floppy disks into it. and other nice stuff. but as you said, you cant tell what it really is.
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