- to use the women's locker room
- to choose whichever restroom to go to
- for extended [maternity] leave in time for the World Cup
- to have women open the door for us
- to make women carry our duffel bags
- to scream (يا لهوي) just to make a scene
- to fart and blame it on women present
- to wear my Speedo without weird looks
- to be ambiguous and get mad if not understood
- to be malicious, spiteful, domineering, intrusive, and unpleasant for a few days a month without any repercussions
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Mab3oos,
But don't men already do "all" of those things, because of the mere fact that they are "malicious, spiteful, domineering, intrusive, and unpleasant"..........lol :p
I agree Mab3oos
Hmmm, well I have a few comments
3) paternity leave is now a widely accepted concept. Since you don't actually carry another human being for 9 months, I'd say you get the better end of the bargain here.
7) that's already in practice, my brother's been doing it for years.
8) move to Europe and wear your speedo as much as you want.
9) the first half of this one is something your gender is really great at.
10) You guys have your own set of unpleasant personality traits that you practice in a cycle-like manner (aka PMS) that women learned to just kind of deal with.
8)
yemenia, good one! :)
Khalid, its about time to fight for our rights!
asoom. Men are rarely ambiguous. They just say it with no [emotions] attached. Women on the other hand, just say "nothing," when asked what's wrong?!
mab3oos, you call that ambiguous? Sometimes it's better to say "nothing" than it is to argue or get into a fight....especially if it's the exact issue that we've already argued about 100 times before. By this time you (the man) should be able to figure it out-no fight required.
Amen to #9 & #10
Now this is good stuff!
I'm a female (who happens to despise 'feminists' aka women who hate men for no particular reason while subjugating them yet at the same time demanding more rights,a great deal)
#3-#10 are hilariously true :D
Ok, I'm taking the last part of your answer to asoom personal... and I agree with her reply... You SHOULD know why I get mad at you when you are acting like the jerk I know you not really are, just to try to proof something to someone...
mab3oos' girlfriend...can I make a suggestion? Convince your man to read a relationship self-help book with you. Even if either of you guys don't actually agree with the stuff and think it's all bullshit at least it'll open up those relationship topics for discussion.
Yes amor... we should read one of Dr. Phill's books... :0D or even better, we should go to his show!!! fight, figth, fight! LOL
You know I love you, right? :0,
We read men are from mars women are from venus together. My man really didn't like it and actually never finished it, but it was a good bonding experience cause at least it got us talking about that stuff.
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