My platform for the next Jordanian Parliamentary Elections

Dear Jordanians,

After serious consideration, I have decided to run for Barlaman2011 and I promise you the following:

1. outlaw the use of family/tribe names, hence I am running as mab3oos
   
2. change all cars' license plates to red (نمرة حمرّة), so everyone feels important
   
3. Bring Petra to Amman to make it easier on the average citizen
   
4. Do my best to Bring the Dead Sea back to life
5. reinstate playing the national anthem before porn movies @ سينما الخّيام
6. make those selling gas cylinders play Ice Cream truck music
7. install a boxing ring in the middle of مجلس النوّاب for a speedy settlement of differences
   
8. a Jordanian-only twitter-like service, where everyone follows everyone. Thus, Jordanians can prove their cousin is an important official in the government.
   
9. prohibit all conversations between taxi drivers and passengers
10. an occupational therapist to every Jordanian for smiling rehabilitation
    

Therefore my fellow Jordanians, I am counting on your support to bring the parliament into the twenty first century. We can do it. We can rock the boat. We can poke the government into submission.