BREAKING: a Jordanian Scientific Team Figures out why the chicken crossed the road

Two Jordanian scientists, فرج الدجاني and صقر المبيضين, have finally put an end to the age old question of "why did the chicken cross the road?" In their research study, the scientists, and their teams of research assistants and doctoral students, visited Chicken farms across the country and conducted interviews consisting of the one single question. In their pursuit of the answer, and after analyzing the responses from interviewees, the results shocked even the scientists themselves.

• 67% said that their civil law allows them the freedom of movement and they were simply gathering at the other side to protest the low quality of علف (feed)
• 42% refrained from answering and argued that the equality they enjoy, along many other farm animals, should be a reason for people to focus on an إبن كلب that also crossed the road that same day
• 53% said: what's in it for you? Beat it, punk!
• 23% said والله يا خالتو كنّا زهقانين فا طلعنا نشم شويّة هوا. مأنت عارفنا عايشين بخم جاج
• and 3% refrained from answering citing the fifth amendment (not to self incriminate)

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