mab3oos Inc. announces 2Q earnings and future product line

mab3oos Inc. reported net visitor and page clicks per visit in the second quarter of 2009 had increased 23% and 28%, respectively, after factoring in charges related to its 1Q 2009 posting slowdown.
new posts launches are contributing to readership gains across categories. Readership gains year to date were seen in Announcements, government bashing, making fun of other bloggers, and writing blockbuster posts, such as a directory of hookers in Amman, hating Asians at Costco and hating Seattle.
In a conference call with analysts and reporters, Mr. mab3oos said "we are pleased the blog is outperforming our market segment and are very exited about what we have in our product pipeline. we are certainly content with our progress and would like to reaffirm our previously stated projections for full year 2009."
Mr. mab3oos announced during the call the following product releases:
  • the announcement of Jameed festival
  • the career path of a Jordanian Government Employee
  • reviewing the upcoming Jordanian Government (وحياتكم إتس كمنج)
  • Those plot-spoilers ruining movies under the guise of "movie reviews"
  • Why the Parliament should lock out the incompetent Jordanian Press
  • Why Ammonnews is popular
mab3oos Inc., headquartered in Amreekia, is the owner and operator of the best blog out there providing the bestest posts about everything Jordanian and many of those pertaining to the April Fools everyday movement.

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Tha2ir said...

So, how do we get hold of some stock shares in the bestest corporation ever there?

Ammar said...

Alf Mabrook, 3ogbal ma nshoofak 3arees.

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mab3oos said...

Tha2ir, it is a privately owned company. As the sole owner I say no shares to be sold! If I ever decide on an IPO, I will let you know.

Ammar, بوجودك إن شاء الله

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