As of this moment:
- I have acquired the Global Domination (Enslave the human race) machine from Stewie and that should take care of national security concerns.
- I have set a $1 million fee to enter the cabinet at the ministerial level. If you buy the rights to two ministerial positions you get one امين عام and one رئيس هيئة plus an all you can eat "special committees" buffet for free.
- I have set the limit on how many of your family/tribe members to be allowed to hold government positions concurrently at 16 (I couldn't come up with a reason. So, as the prime minister, I am immune from all and any questioning)
- I am waiting on a final decision from Dr. Seuss to take the helm at the Ministry of Health and Uncle Scrooge as Finance Minister.
- Abu Ali (the guy form the "abu ali has a farm in the Jordan Valley" song) will be in charge of ministry of agriculture
4 ►I charge thee, speak!:
Abu Yousif, (From the fmous all time song): for the position of Miniter of Communication and Culture, and maybe the official spokeperson for you government!
Zain edden Zidan for sports, since he's loved by all and was kicked out from his last game!!
Amro Khaled for Islamic affairs.. so people would give attention for once..
Tourism should be me :p lol or could be The ugly Angelina Joli and watch how Jordan will come over (el 3ajez)
This way, you wont have wastat as well in those ministries because they dont have families in Jordan!
For sports, I suggest we nominate Captain Majid, we could probably do better with a fictional character :P.
For Islamic Affairs I strongly suggest Richard Dawkins, cause Jordanians are all going to hell anyway, so let's enjoy the time we have while we can :).
Finally for tourism, I nominate Megan Fox, for her knowledge of the Jordanian grounds following her role in Transformers, filmed here in our beloved country =). [Pick up the latest issue of NOX magazine to understand further - ha3!]
Nominate whoever you like - Martians rule. Or, will rule.
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