New mab3oosian government formed

A mab3oosian decree issued today forming a government in exile under the chairmanship of myself. Following is the text of the decree:

We mab3oos the international playboy, the supreme leader, the dean of all rulers, the king of kings and the imam of all religions direct as follows:

In accordance with the provisions contained in Article 12 of Law 2/2007 dated December 10th, concerning the Organization and Functioning of the General Administration of the exiled cabinet, at the recommendation of the mab3oosian court advisers and council of the national political movement, we decree:

• Ministers of Health and Human Service Bert and Ernie
  
• State Minister for Media and Communication Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
• State Minister for Parliamentary Affairs Rod R. Blagojevich
• Minster of Agriculture Old MacDonald
• Minister of Water and Irrigation Ghadeer
  
• Minister of Environment Al Gore
  
• Minister of Labor Issa bin Zayed al Nahyan
• Minister of Awqaf and Islamic Affairs L. Ron Hubbard
• Minister of Finance Ebenezer Scrooge
• Minister of Health Dr. Seuss
• Ministers of Tourism and Antiquities Jordan and Petra
  
• Minister of Rural Affairs Someone named مجحم
  
• Minister of Public Performance (nobody wanted this one)
  
• Minister of Education سالم الكردي
  
• Minister of Culture Abu Mahjoob
  
• Minister of Transport Lee Iacocca
  
• Minister of Energy and Mineral Resources Dietrich Mateschitz

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