the "So easy, a 7afartali can do it" Ramadan Survival Guide

Many of you are away from your families this time of year: Ramadan. Although it is hard to be an expat as it is, being away during the month of Ramadan compounds these feelings. One of the many things one misses about Ramadan is the food. You can pray anywhere, you can do good deeds anywhere, and you can always hang out, play cards, and smoke hookah with your [new] friends. But, the food of Ramadan and the whole Levant cuisine is something special that is not easily replicated by those restaurants scattered all around. Even if they do, it would be cost prohibitive to eat out for the whole month. Also, there is usually one really good Middle Eastern restaurant in any given geographic area; their menu would be exhausted and become boring in about a week.
Therefore, I would like to start posting recipes and cooking procedures of some very popular Ramadan and general Levant food items that would make your life as an expat a lot easier.
these posts are aimed at the twenty-thirty something Arab singles living in the west away from mommy! I will work on showing you how to make food in a few easy steps with as few ingredients as possible to accommodate your laziness, time, and the limited financial resources of broke college students, such as myself!

So, brace yourselves for a series of
the "So easy, a 7afartali can do it" Ramadan Survival Guide episodes.

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hb said...

Cool .. o e7na el twenty-thirty something Arab singles living in the east away from mommy can benefit bel marra :)

Jano said...

can i follow as well. i live with mommy and daddy who both cook but sometimes they think its my time to learn (after 26 years :\) my problem is that they have really complicated meals like ma7ashe and "ships o basta" and beef-stroganov etc..
anything else, im willing to learn. oh and if there will be a video, would be awesome!

Thanks!

KJ said...

Weinak el saneh el madyeh! Mama hon this month so I am saved!

eNAS said...

I like this post..
OK i will set here and keep pissing you off coz i am eating mama food every day :P lol
JK, Yalla guys go a head and show us the [Khabayes] u will make ,
Mr.Garfan wallah u will hold khataya aktar mn 10000 human being :D .. balash e3ajbo 3l Denya


BTW : our Ftoor 2day for the first Ramadan day will include:
1-Samak bil senyeh (including vegetables)
2-Fatoosh(made by me);D
3-Soup (still not sure what kind)
4-I love Shaneeneh and 3ajoweh in the table the most

mab3oos said...

hb,
I meant it for westerners so the ingredients would be easily found, if I mention an American product substitute for an Arab product. but, if you can locate the all items where you live, by all means enjoy the "experience."

Jano,
26 and still planning on learning? it might be a little too late! But, I think my simple quick tutorials will help. No communist, rationed, shushbarakov though! the ma7ashi are really easy! Don't be expecting videos. I won't be making these. I will right them from memory. if I include pics and vids, it would make them official cooking posts. For that, there's no better than mimicooks.com

KJ,
Well, I was busy last year with the fawazeer. but, if you don't mind, please pass on some ideas. I am sure everyone would appreciate them.

eNAS,
مش رح أتحمل خطايا do you know why? because I actually know how to cook. And since you're mama's girl, why don't you let me know of some of the less complicated dishes so I can simplify them for the العزابية بالغربة

Ali said...

Won't FATAFEET channel do the trick ?

Dreamy Villager said...

You have your own project every Ramadan :)
الله يعطيك العافية وكل عام وأنت بخير

eNAS said...

hahaha tyb mashi :P
sure u'll like what u cook, since it is u who make it
Hmmm well there is a lot of easy and delicious dishes for u poor 3zabbyeh bil ghurbeh :(
wait until i finish my exams I'll participate in ur dishes
just give me 7 days
I guess i must create a blog for mama mnshaan etsa3dak :P

mannouma said...

wats a 7afaratli? awwal marra bsma3 fi

Shmal said...

It's a professional cook, his post is sarcastic.

mannouma said...

i can get that it's sarcastic.. i'm not dumb -_- but the word is new to me . =P

Anonymous said...

Good luck with that ! yella btksab fehom ajer o blke ana kman t3lmtle kam sha3'leh ! Mom was away for a couple of days and my younger sister took over the kitchen ! I did ma3karona o it was not good =S I am sucha loser when it comes to cooking!


Waed

Shmal said...

That was a joke, God.
Mab3oos refer mannouma to a "related post" that explains what 7afartal are.

hamede said...

mannouma
حفرتلي يعني أزعر

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