I haven't even moved in yet!



I am glad I only had clothes and boxes of books in the room. My (future) roommates had some electronics and cash stolen from their rooms!

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Saed said...

Awww..

That sucks, you should get something to help make your apartment/house be more secure, dude.

Hope they didn't lose too much.

Good luck

KJ said...

l3amash, shu esset 3amman, so many robberies!

Shmal said...

Yen3an Som3a 3al sobe7! Sho el zbale hay!
Allah be3awed dude.
Buy some mase and an AK-47 and some surveillance cameras..

mab3oos said...

Saed,
I already told the landlord to install metal bars. The roommates lost ~$1000 all together.

KJ,
It wasn't Amman. Somewhere unidentified some 14000 miles to the west of Amman!

Shmal,
I am not guarding a huge Jewel! AK-47? I don't live in Brooklyn! It's actually supposed to be the safest large city in the country. But, shit happens!

eNAS said...

3la assas ino secure places in USA :S
Yalla salamat, i am sure the thief hated u :P allah a3lam shu da3a 3leek kaman

mab3oos said...

the funny thing was that i had a bottle of cologne on the bed. I found it in the corner with the top thrown off. the bastard didn't like it!

Mohammad Badi Irshid said...

yalla el7amdela 3ala el salamaeh :) You remind me of something I won't tell about LOLz

mab3oos said...

come on, do tell! the whole mab3oos experience is about letting out.

Tha2ir said...

Yalla. 7amdella 3a salame, at least no one was injured during the break, Things might have been a bit nasty

eNAS said...

loooooooool
Come on man !!! what are u using ?!he was afraid to get killed if he smell it, am sure.... shakloo 7arami mezew2 :P

Jano said...

damn!! el 7amdellah 3al salama (hala ya hala)! lol

LMAO@ I found it in the corner with the top thrown off. the bastard didn't like it!

what was it? :D

Ali said...

7amdela 3ala el salame dude...

mab3oos said...

thanks guys.
the cologne was G by Gap. He was probably Indian and looking for مسك و عنبر!

NasEr said...

LOL 7amdella 3a salameh,aham el eshe el mesk wel 3anbar LOL that's hilarious ! motherfuckers knows how to piss u off even more by not stealing something !! LOL

mab3oos said...

I know. Now I have doubt about wearing the cologne again!

hb said...

ana 2a5er el mohann2een .. 7amdella 3al salameh ! and yes don't wear that cologne again lol

Noura said...

Steel proof should be added to the bottle. Il 7amdilah 3al salameh :)

mab3oos said...

thanks hb and Noura. The problem is that I bought four bottle of it because it smells good and they stopped making it!

M said...

'and they stopped making it!'
*cough*
Anyhow, illhamdella 3al salameh. :)

mab3oos said...

M,
thanks.
yes they stopped making it.
this is what I have this is what I have
and this is their current line

Khaled said...

It was the "mu5abarat" coming to find you but they were mislead into an empty room.

za3tar said...

lah lah lah ya 7azeen.
el mohim el 7amdillah 3al salameh.

Is your place on the first floor of a rough neighborhood ?

Mab3oos' Girlfriend said...

It does smell good amor, the problem was that they were you-know-what (the m word), and they don't know what's good :0D

mab3oos said...

Khaled,
the was the reason I moved. There has been a guy with a thick mustache that would stand and smoke for hours right across the streets at the old place. While moving, I kept taking different routes to the new place!

za3tar,
thansk.
it's a one story house in a quite neighborhood. It wasn't good start. But, I think the break in should divert other break ins for a year or two!

amor,
the bottle looks like a flask. I am guessing they were looking for tequila!

Mohanned said...

Esma3,
When someone broke into my old place they stole my wallet, my change box, and a couple of other things..But the killer was that I found the silver wrap of MY gum next the empty change box.

mab3oos said...

was it a piece of gum you ate? or did the robber eat it and left you with the wrapper? :)

Mohanned said...

the latter..The robber decided to chew on some of my gum while robbing me :)

mab3oos said...

that's a pro move. or may be he was nervous and gum calms him down, or that the gum was some unusual flavor!

Marvin the Martian said...

Sigh... you need a pit bulldog.

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