My Goals for 2010

It's said that not writing your goals renders them wishes. If you do write them, you will always have a reminder, a chance to revisit and adjust, and a way to monitor your progress. Therefore, this year I am writing my goals for next year, عل و عسى I stick to them and hopefully accomplish something worthy. Here we go:

1. Punch an elderly person in the face (cane/walker user preferred)
2. put glass bottles behind the wheels of parked cars
3. throw a bag of nails on the highway
4. scream racial slurs at random people while driving
5. fill out ratemyprofessors.com with nasty reviews for all my former professors
6. borrow books from the library and tear many pages out from the middle
7. park next to the cemetery on Sunday and play "it's good to be alive" loudly
8. pick up all the flowers from #8 and sell them
9. walk up to a parent and tell them their baby is hideous
10. Implement and add to my How to be an أخو شلن post

I urge you all to think about and write down your own goals. Also, remember to use a tool in setting your goals, such as SMART/SMARTER.