the ten Annoying facebook users populating my news feed

after a while, you kind of figure out the next status update before it's even written. there are those on facebook (and recently increasingly on twitter) who are adamant about posting the same thing over and over again. here are the ten personalities I've been encountering on my facebook news feed. I am sure you'll relate.

• the weatherman/woman

Every freakin' morning with a "what a beautiful morning" and every sunny afternoon with an"it's a shame to be inside with this weather :(" Dude, we can all look out the window and see the sun, we can all feel temperatures, and we all can tell as soon as the clouds crowd the sky and it starts raining!

• the quiz taker

your future spouse will not look like a supermodel, major celebrity, or a royalty; your taste in music sucks; and your lucky number isn't 7. Did you really need a quiz to tell you that?!

• the photo tagger

Let me just say that If I am not in it, I should NOT be tagged! period.

• the quote poster

do you not have anything better to say? Do you really understand these quotes? Do you just sit in the basement of your parent's house and spread wisdom?!

• the news linker

are you out of your mind?! Chances are you're posting yesterweek's™ news. Believe me, if it was worth knowing, people would have noticed the minute it came out.

• the music video attacher

Do you realize that all the crap you post on your wall, ya wall, is included in the feed that all your "friends" see?! We don't all share your taste in music. we would most likely Click "Unlike," if such an option was available!

• the "Like" clicker

you don't have to. I swear. We all like something or another. but to treat the "Like" button as a communication tool is uncalled for. leave something to the imagination!

• the Ass Kisser

this overly patriotic facebooker would get a punch in the face from his/her friends if it were legal. Your country, no matter where it is, is not perfect. Don't pretend as if it is god's gift to humanity. Leave that to the Jews! :)

• the complainer

if you're happy and having a good day, please click "hide" to forget this person ever existed. S/he would just ruin your day. from traffic to work, and from bad weather to the poor taxi driver, ولا حدى بيسلم منه/ا

• the stalker

every social network has them. Think of them as if you were their only friend. they would Like AND Comment on all your status updates. They would tag you in all their photos. they would even have you as the subject of an application/quiz/post on their wall.