Royal Conversation II

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Royal Conversation I


King Abdullah: Crowd Sourcing is the future?! I might get the next cabinet formed that way.
(phone rings)
King Abdullah (sees caller ID): ...جبنا سيرة القُط
King Abdullah: Abu Zaid, ibin 7alal, we were just talking about you (rolls eyes)
Alrifai: (Inaudible)
King Abdullah: you are on your way? Great. We'll wait. (hangs up)
King Abdullah: Let's watch some TV until he gets here...(click...click...click)
Prince Faisal: No Chance in Hell!! We're not watching Dharma and Greg! let's see what's on the Discovery Channel...
King Abdullah: Nerd!
(Queen Rania steps in and wrestle away with the remote control)
Queen Rania: I've had it with you two! we're watching the tourist swap twisit videos.
King Abdullah and prince Faisal: oooh no, not again!
Queen Rania: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe... Catch a...
Prince Faisal: What are doing?
Queen Rania: I am choosing twisit finalists
Prince Faisal: I thought you were going to let the people choose!
(Queen Rania and King Abduallah burst into laughter)
Prince Hussein (humming): ...Catch a bad chick by her toe...If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go...
Arrival of Al Rifai announced...he enters
(greetings, hellos, and formalities would ensue for the next 15 minutes)
King Abdullah: we would like to talk to you about our embassy in Washington. who do you have in mind?


to be continued...

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Anonymous said...

When will you post part III mate?

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