Royal Conversation IV (Crimes against Women)

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King Abdullah:
Abu Zaid, can you please give Abu Hammour a call. Ask him to come over.

Al Rifai: 7adir sidi.
Queen Rania: Abu Hsain, I need to talk to you about something very important.
King Abdullah: Samir...take a hike. go ahead ya 7ayati. What's on your mind?
Queen Rania: The other day, a mother of three was murdered in her sleep by her husband. This has happened before in the name of honor and otherwise. It doesn't seem to be subsiding even after I tweet about it! I can't keep preaching to the world of Jordan's modernity, moderation, and gender equality, if this continues.
King Abdullah: Sha3ib mota5alif! What can I do?
Queen Rania: I was thinking since the government has been issuing temp. laws left and right in the absence of the good for nothing Parliament, shouldn't they work on a law that equally, fully, and unequivocally protects women against violent acts committed against them by whoever? One day it's the husband, the next it's the father and her siblings, what's next? What are we waiting for? Shouldn't we once and for all treat women as equals with respect and dignity? Shouldn't there be a public right if the family of the wronged drops charges, as they always do? after all, you included in the Amman Message a passage from the Holy Quran:
"whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land - it is as if he had slain mankind entirely." المائدة :32
King Abdullah: Inti bas o'omory!....SAMIR, come in.
Al RIfai: Yes, sir.
King Abdulllah: Your next project before the next parliament holds it's first session is to go through civil rights laws line by line and make sure women are to be treated better than men in this country. I am sick of all this violence and degradation of women. They are our mothers, daughters, sisters, and wives. Enough is enough. I don't want to hear a single word about tribal laws and culture this and culture that. Just get it done!
Al Rifai: 7adir, Sidi.


(15 minutes Later Dr. Abu Hammour zooms into the Royal court with a folder under his left arm, thick-framed eyeglasses, panting and sweating)
King Abdullah: Doctor Abu Hammour, sorry to get you here today for nothing. I am not in the mood right now. Please come back tomorrow.
Abu Hammour: 7adir, Sidi.

7 ►I charge thee, speak!:

Anonymous said...

la7eg 7alak gabel el cyber law
this is ذم وقدح

on the other hand, it's damn hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Did you mean to say 'preaching' or actually 'breaching' as in breaking a law or the sort in the below?

The other day, a mother of three was murdered in her sleep by her husband. This has happened before in the name of honor and otherwise. It doesn't seem to be subsiding even after I tweet about it! I can't keep 'breaching' to the world of Jordan's modernity, moderation, and gender equality, if this continues.

Anonymous said...

3atrees one day will get you. you keep what you doing and make fun of our government and leader you may think that you are winning this battle, but when 3atrees get to you, I pro miss you will forget your mama's milk buddy.

Anonymous said...

I like this :), shows the disconnection in the ruling hierarchy

lol'd at "mama's milk buddy"

And I don't think this is a battle.

Anonymous said...

Abu Hammour: 7adir, Sidi.


hahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

When will you post segment V mate...this is getting dull now!

Anonymous said...

funny and bold keep it going.

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