A Royal Conversation

it's impossible to know what really goes on during a meeting that includes King Abdullah and his extended family, or even one that includes the heads of other branches of government, such as the prime minister. Well, unless the topic was of extreme positivity and bound to help improve the royal/gov image, or that there's a new الاردن اولاً-ish campaign, you will never hear a thing. maybe دبّور would say that سيارة دولة الرئيس was seen at the royal court in the late evening hours. But, that's about it. However, mab3oos was recently invited to "audit" a meeting of the highest caliber. One condition was put on the table: that mab3oos doesn't say a word during the meeting. That, however, left the door open for mab3oos to report on the meeting and get the word out. here we go:

King Abdullah is in a royal family meeting to discuss foreign policy:
Prince Faisal: shouldn't we include Judeh. he's the foreign minster after all!
King Abdullah: nah...his mustache is a distraction. besides, he'll be tweeting and not paying attention.
Prince Hussein: as the crown prince, i would like to put forward my view on the peace process.
Prince Faisal: Are you done with your homework, 3ammo?
Prince Hussein: almost...I still have to write an essay on freedom of speech. do you know of any primary sources I could cite?
King Abdullah and Prince Faisal: looooooool...talk to Safadi, he'll make up some sources for you loooool
Queen Rania enters....
Queen Rania: I am so proud of my fellow Jordanians. They do a better job than the imbeciles at the Tourism Ministry and Tourism Board!
King Abdullah: mish goltilik Crowd Sourcing is the future?! I might get the next cabinet formed that way. (phone rings)
King Abdullah sees caller ID and says: جبنا سيرة القُط...

to be continued...