three years of mab3oos and I still am!

a lot happened in three years of blogging. but, two main points remain the most bothersome to me as I continue blogging and interacting online with Jordanians (and in many cases, other Arabs). the first is that no matter how far I try to push the envelope in my writings, political or otherwise, there will always be those who try to use the same scare tactics employed by our beloved government. the other point is most obvious. it is the great gap between Jordanians on and off line. 
many visitors of this blog left comments of the "wait 'till they get you" type. as if they have already given up hope that freedom of expression will ever be enjoyed by Jordanians. I try, with every post I write, especially the political ones, to remind readers that if you don't ask for it, you'll never get it. per article 19 of the united nations universal declaration of human rights, "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression." Jordan is a member of this institution and is required to adhere to its laws and resolutions. as such, Jordan is called upon to " "to cause [this declaration] to be disseminated, displayed, read and expounded principally in schools and other educational institutions, without distinction based on the political status of countries or territories." here
furthermore, the Jordanian constitution guarantees freedom of expression. Article 15, section i states that "[t]he State shall guarantee freedom of opinion. Every Jordanian shall be free to express his opinion by speech, in writing, or by means of photographic representation and other forms of expression, provided that such does not violate the law." However, and this is why I love our government, almost every article of the constitution contains the ugly "within the limits of the law" clause. in other words, you're free to express your opinion. But, you're actually not free to do so. Because the limits of the laws prevent you from doing just that.  
therefore, I refuse to give up to ambiguity. i will always speak my mind. but, I am sure that my behavior will never change the government's stand on human rights and freedoms of speech and expression if I act alone. one hand can't clap, but can do one thing :) [couldn't resist the metaphorical inclusion of the blog's name!] 


if we keep scaring each other with "shhhshhh let's stay away from politics" or "have they caught you yet?" the establishment will always have the upper hand. 


the other point that occupies my mind these days is the false picture we get of Jordan out of Jordanians' online presence. it's no secret that digital Jordanians belong to a socioeconomic class way above the rest. They are in no way representative of the Jordanian population. to me at least, they seem to always distance themselves from the analog ones. yet, it's the 7afartali language/behavior that's becoming cool. for instance, think of the newest Jordanian dot.com. It is more likely to have a name derived from a 7afartali/slang phrase than a western one. I can't help but think of a white boy acting black because it's cool! are we, as a society, heading that way? 


Anyways, I just wanted to share a thought or two. three years ago the plan was to annoy the hell out of Jordanian bloggers. I still do from time to time. But, as the case with most human beings, I grew up a little :) 
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Jordanian Tech-Startups in the year 2025

  • Gaith Saqer is still hiding from the CIA after Bin Laden's latest video was leaked to ArabCrunch from a hacker, who was able to hack his way through Bin Laden's cave WPA5-protected WiFi network
  • Wheels-Express starts offering baby delivery service. Extra charge if they get the داية too.
  • D1G changes corporate name to ForumG.com and still NOT acquired by Yahoo!
  • entrepreneurs are finally recognized by the government as an اقل حظا group
  • rumors of a Google office in Amman
  • Rubicon, Aranim, Sketch in Motion merge to counter Pixar's push into the region
  • Oasis500 is still accepting applications for it's first wave of startups

any other predictions? 
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Interview with His Majesty King Abdullah II of Jordan

as I was promised during my coverage of the royal conversations, His Majesty King Abdullah II has agreed to sit and talk about any and all subjects pertaining to Jordan. The interview took place at the Royal Court yesterday and was the first interview for His Majesty with a blogger. following is the complete, unadulterated transcript.
Me: your majesty, thank you very much for giving me the chance, or any Jordanian for that matter, to ask you real questions away from the usual ass-kissing interviews of Alrai, et al.
King: no problem at all. usually I answer real questions, if they're asked.
Me: see, the thing is...real questions are aplenty out there. Are you talking to the right people?
King: well, as you have seen, I have a few thousands working at the royal court alone. I think they represent a cross section of Jordanian society. if they have any problem, I am willing to listen. I am approachable, hence this interview!
Me: I believe it is hard to complain or bring to your attention an issue, if you're paying these thousands to be here without merit. I don't think they would like the attention. Anyways, let us talk bandoura.
King: Sure.
Me: It's no secret that Jordanians are going through very difficult economic conditions. prices are increasing at an alarming rate, unemployment is very high, and taxes have only risen in the past ten years. In other words, it's no Southern Italy. My question is: do you, or the appointed government, have any real, fundamental solutions to Jordan's chronic economic problems?
King: look, I've traveled the world soliciting investments and aid. And I am making progress with many large projects underway and planned and...
Me: excuse me, your majesty, we have always asked for the fish. Isn't it time to catch our own?
King: I see what you're saying. the matter of fact is that I am surrounded with many naysayers of the tsok type, who are making progress difficult.
Me: and why do you surround yourself with these numbnuts? they will only support the projects benefiting them. And by the way, why do we always have the same god damned names in the government? sometimes it is hard to know in what decade we're in, if first names were omitted!
King: well...it's an inner circle I inherited. I can't start anew. They know too much to be sidelined. they'll feel like crap...
Me: fair enough (not really). since we're talking about crap, how about the upcoming elections? why are we still ignoring the requests of an election law that truly represents Jordan's demographics of today?
King: Listen...if we were to allow for that to happen, the Islamic Front would be the dominating block, Palestinians would be the majority, women wouldn't be represented, and I would have no friends! in other words I would have to dissolve the parliament in a years time. Just like I did last year, but for different reasons.
Me: reasons like...?
King: I'd rather not talk about them now. (grabs tissue)
Me: OK OK...let's talk about something that was allover the news a few years ago. you said that Jordan would eventually become a constitutional monarchy. When do you think that eventuality would take place?
King: are you serious? those were different times. You can't argue with ~$700MM in annual aid, can you?!
Me: I guess I can't!...let's talk education.
King: Shoot...
Me: you keep touting the merits of Jordan's education system, while you and most high level officials and members of the royal family continue to pursue Western universities for themselves and their children. why? if not now, when will the time come to overhaul education in Jordan?
King: I agree. education sucks in this country. it's still stuck in the memorizing era. but, we are making progress. for example, you know, that thing, ahhh, I mean....
Me: aha, yeah. you know what? مرارتي رايحة تفقع، therefore, let me end my own misery right here right know and thank you for your time.
King: تعال كُل يوم.
Me: no, thanks!

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FBI releases latest "Ten Most Wanted List'

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